I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So. Much. Porn.
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