We're like a lot better than the average bears
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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