Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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