I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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