Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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