In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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