Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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