No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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