Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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