You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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