What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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