So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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