Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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