i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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