it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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