It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This baby is an asshole
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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