The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just had sex on a roof
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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