Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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