i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Girls should come with a carfax report
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Someone came in the potted fern
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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