what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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