How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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