if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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