IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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