He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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