Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
