Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Randomize
