your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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