ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
