dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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