There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You ate ashes out of my bong
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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