Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
