what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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