Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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