It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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