if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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