You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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