Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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