yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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