So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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