can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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