It's Friday. Sex?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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