Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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