you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
