nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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