just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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