whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
id be glad to
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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