It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
