Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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