Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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