U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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