I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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