Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
whose parrot is this?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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