UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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