Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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