i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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