? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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